Yeah… I’m THAT Asshole.
Yep, folks. I’m the asshole who uses all of the Cool Whip, leaves about half a spoonful in the tub and puts it back in the refrigerator. My cousin busted me on braking this most sacred rule the other day.
And just how was I busted?
I left minute fragments of clues that even the great Sherlock Holmes might have missed on a careful examination, but not my cousin, Scott. Apparently, I am the only one in the house that likes green jello; but heck, it was St. Patrick’s Day after all.
So what was today’s lesson — to never, ever break this sacred vow. I solemnly swear from this point forward, to never, ever, leave an itty bitty amount of Cool Whip in the tub — and never be THAT asshole again. Or, at the very least, do a better job covering my tracks.